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3 days ago“Mr President, i still need a quote.”
“Don’t let them kill me…!”
“That’ll do.”
BANG
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10·5 days agoA planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…
…well SHIT.
The cockroaches scatter when a light turns on? Color me shocked.
“I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!”
31·5 days agoHow? Vlad gonna throw them…?
Open and shut case. Bake him away, toys.
Sawed-off can’t elope.
32·6 days agoLiterally had someone saying that earlier today. Something along the lines of “you don’t become the richest person in the world without some competency.” Just ignore the fact he started on third base…
Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.
2·6 days agonormies
be informed
I wish i had this optimism
4·6 days agoToo. Much. Hair.
Industry joke time:
Why does thunder always come after the lightning?
Because even GOD has to wait for the sound guy.
If i had a quarter for every time #3 happened to me, I’d have, like, 12¢.
5·6 days agoFair 'nuff
“Uh huhuhuhuhuh. Huhuhuhuhuh! Hey, baby.”
Gotta love anything with Jennifer Hale. My male Sheps are always more physical, like Soldier, and my female Sheps are always more biotic. Tho, no matter how hard i try, I’m almost never very renegade-y.
Putin said that about Trump last week. Obviously it stung, because he’s saying the same thing about Musk today.
Fuck. I weep for the species.